The other day I was driving Aidin home from school when he made me a bet. If we beat the bus home then at dinner I would have to announce that he was the smartest person in the house and my favorite child.
I agreed, but said that if we didn't beat the bus home, he would have to announce at dinner that I was his favorite person in the world and he loved me more than he would ever love anyone else.
He paused for a moment and then said, "But I do. When you make a bet it can't be true! It has to be something embarrassing!"
Just putting this here so I don't ever forget about it.