I know, it's been a while, but there's so much going on I feel like I have to write it out.
Anthony Weiner is Carlos Danger. Amanda Bynes lit her pants on fire. The rich and famous continue to procreate.
Stuff is HAPPENING.
But enough about them.
So yeah, I haven't been lighting my pants on fire, sending pictures of my genitals to strangers or procreating, but life is still pretty interesting.