So, I'm sure you've all been wondering where I am, no? Well, right at this very second I'm simultaneously blogging and shopping for a swimmer that will allow me to go the water park here. Maybe this saucy little number?
The Yakuza don't have much a presence here in Okinawa, but there is one "red-light district" here and it's rumored that the Yakuza operate it. (And yes, I started that rumor.)
Okay, but beyond that here's a quick update of my life here:
Peanut got a turtle and named it Yoshi.
Japanese Titanic condoms.
I'm sorry, but that's funny. (And I'm not sorry.)