Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Lipstick List

I am a hoarder of bad feelings, and lately it seems that I've been letting all these bad feelings of anxiety and helplessness linger a little too long. They have to go. They are seriously cramping my style.
So I'm officially starting my own Lipstick List.
I'm sure most of you have seen Billy Madison (a movie I once had memorized). One of the best scenes from that movie has inspired me to make my own version of Danny McGrath's list, or what I refer to as my "Lipstick List". A list of everything that makes the Irish in me all fired up.

Okay, okay, so perhaps I'll refrain from titling it "People To Kill".

I can't post my entire Lipstick List, but here's the edited version:

1) Going to the base hospital for my physical, laying back as my elderly doctor examines my stomach and asks, "How old is your youngest?".
"4", I say.
She replies so sweetly, "Okay, and obviously you don't have anymore baby weight, so this skin's just stretched out for good, and it's a shame because you're so fit and trim".
2) College textbooks that release new editions every year
3) Dell Customer Service
4) Toyota dealership's auto repair

What's on your lipstick list?

Stay tuned for my next post, which will be my Love List!